Head Empty Hat

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Declare your mental state with confidence using the “Head Empty Hat.” This embroidered black cap isn’t just an accessory—it’s a mood, a meme, and a lifestyle for the vibe-driven generation.

Head Empty Hat – Minimalist Chaos, Maximum Relatability

Sometimes your brain is just… off. That’s okay. The Head Empty Hat gets it. Featuring bold, white embroidered text that simply reads “HEAD EMPTY” on a sleek black canvas, this hat is a modern classic for anyone fluent in memes, burnout, or digital-age sarcasm. It’s the perfect punchline to your outfit—and to life in general.
This unstructured six-panel hat is both soft and breathable, making it a must-have for daily wear. The curved brim keeps it cool and casual, while the adjustable back strap ensures a snug, customizable fit for all head sizes. Whether you’re dodging thoughts or just dodging sunlight, this hat has you covered—literally.
Head Empty Hat
Head Empty Hat

Who This Hat Is For:

  • Gen Z and Millennials who live in irony and self-awareness
  • Fans of internet culture, meme humor, and minimalist statements
  • Anyone experiencing a mental buffering screen on a daily basis
  • People who want to wear their mood without explaining it
  • Vibe-only individuals who are too cool to overthink
Because life is too short to pretend you’re mentally present. The Head Empty Hat is fashion therapy for overstimulated brains. It’s funny, relatable, and unexpectedly versatile—perfect for streetwear lovers, TikTok creators, or that one friend who just stares off into space during conversations.
The “Head Empty Hat” is your wearable mood board for quiet quitting, brain fog, or peaceful oblivion. Slide it on, zone out, and let the world know you’ve got nothing going on upstairs—in the best way possible. Order now to complete your look of blissful disengagement

How long does it take for my order to arrive?

  • We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
  • Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
  • For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:

  • United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
  • International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days

Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:

Economy

  • $7.99 for order price under 50$
  • $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
  • $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
  • Free shipping for order price over 200$

Ground

  • $16.95 for order price under 49$
  • $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $49.95 for order price over 140$

2 Day

  • $24.95 for order price under 49$
  • $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $79.95 for order price over 140$

Overnight

  • $49.95 for order price under 49$
  • $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $139.95 for order price over 140$

Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:

  • $7.99 for order price under $49.99
  • $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
  • $14.99  for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • Free Shipping for orders over $200
Shipping time for Items shipping internationally (UK, CA, AU):
  • $9.99 for an order price under $49.99
  • $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
  • $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
  • Free ship for orders over $400