Charles Grassley Drinks Skim Milk Shirt

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Make a Statement Without Saying a Word – The Charles Grassley Drinks Skim Milk Shirt

Looking for a shirt that’s equal parts bold, hilarious, and weirdly specific? The Charles Grassley Drinks Skim Milk Shirt is your perfect match. With its oversized all-caps white text printed on a sleek black tee, this design turns a seemingly mundane statement into an unforgettable piece of political satire. Whether you’re in on the joke or just love absurd, deadpan humor, this shirt delivers maximum impact with minimal effort.

Charles Grassley Drinks Skim Milk Shirt
Charles Grassley Drinks Skim Milk Shirt

This tee is soft, breathable, and made for comfort—whether you’re hitting the streets, heading to a protest, or just hanging with friends. The minimalist design makes it easy to style, while the text makes sure you’re the center of attention in any room. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks conversations, double takes, and maybe even a few laughs from across the aisle.

Whether you’re into niche political humor, ironic fashion statements, or just want to wear something that confuses everyone in the best way—this shirt gets it done. It’s a must-have for meme lovers, Twitter junkies, and anyone with a sharp sense of humor and a sharp wardrobe to match.

Product Detail :

  • Classic T-Shirt G500 : 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
  • Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600 : Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered.
  • Pullover Hoodie G185 :  55% cotton, 45% polyester.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: 55% cotton/45% polyester.
  • Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240 : Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
  • Jersey Tank 3480 : 100% combed and ringspun cotton.
  • Sleeve Raglan NL6051 : 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey.
  • Ladies T-shirt : 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
  • Size : S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL.
  • Color : A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.

How long does it take for my order to arrive?

  • We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
  • Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
  • For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:

  • United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
  • International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days

Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:

Economy

  • $7.99 for order price under 50$
  • $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
  • $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
  • Free shipping for order price over 200$

Ground

  • $16.95 for order price under 49$
  • $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $49.95 for order price over 140$

2 Day

  • $24.95 for order price under 49$
  • $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $79.95 for order price over 140$

Overnight

  • $49.95 for order price under 49$
  • $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $139.95 for order price over 140$

Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:

  • $7.99 for order price under $49.99
  • $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
  • $14.99  for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • Free Shipping for orders over $200
Shipping time for Items shipping internationally (UK, CA, AU):
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  • $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
  • $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
  • Free ship for orders over $400